PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic bo